Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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