im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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