How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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