remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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