so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Green mimosas i think yes
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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