he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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