Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Sober January is a disaster.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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