Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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