So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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