just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
we made out on top of his cat.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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