Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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