im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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