420 ftw
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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