He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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Two words: blizzard sex
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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