mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
operation have a gay friend backfired
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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