reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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