Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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