I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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