I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
i think im in europe. pls send help
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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