She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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