I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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