Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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