I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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