I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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