But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Farmville is her only friend.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Randomize
