we're blogging at a bar
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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