did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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