How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
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