We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
