I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
So apparently I’m into choking now
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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