no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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