took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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