You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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