Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize
