My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
you win again, gameday.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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