What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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