Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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