nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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