This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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