everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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