david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
if only i could text you this smell
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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