Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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