I wish i was in the wii world.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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