She said her name was "party"
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
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Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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