Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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