So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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