thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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