she kept yelling 'call me bella'
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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