I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Do you remember whose house we're in?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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