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  i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see

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• (559): View more from California

  if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.

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  Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.

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• (518): View more from New York

  i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (813): View more from Florida

  You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.

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  i can only hope to be on your level one day.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?

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