I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.