Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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