I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
