I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Randomize
