I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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