Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
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You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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