It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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