p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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