Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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