God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I could fuck to npr.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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