well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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