yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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