I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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