Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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